ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

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How NOT to meet Emma Watson

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rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

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lindsaylohoean:

me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

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